January 2011
23 posts
Did ya miss me?
Been playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Bridezilla
I hate all this wedding crap. I not only have to send out invitations but I have to send out some sort of pre-invite called a save the date card. What sort of nonsense is this? I suspect it’s a scam created by the post office to boost business lost to email.
Hey! Can’t I just send everyone a text?
I got earplugs to help cope with the hubs snoring at night. Now how do I stuff them up his nose without him noticing?
TMI Tuesday
I just got my butthole waxed. Long story short. Went in for bikini wax, slight language barrier equals butt wax.
I feel violated. But she hugged me afterwards. That’s normal right?
Truthful Tuesday
Today is my yearly checkup. I am a cancer survivor so I go into this exam with some trepidation. I put on a brave face and act nonchalant about it but inside I am absolutely terrified. I don’t think I could go through it again. I have been told how strong I am all of my life but I know the truth that inside I am truly a chicken. No one knows how hard the last times were (yup battled the big...
Age
46…for 3 more weeks and I am holding on to it for every last second. No “and a half” or “almost”.
Geek
I have xbox live on my hd tv. What game do I need to buy?
Three words →
Ok me too…also late to the party.